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The life of a fiendish schizophrenic.

Saturday, November 02, 2002

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: but yes, onlineness is not the best way to meet peoples.
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: of course, the way some people go around meeting new people IRL...
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: *shudders* pick up lines...
I am NOT pangit: ay.
I am NOT pangit: i'm not really talking about meeting people online.. period
I am NOT pangit: it was more of a strike against..
I am NOT pangit: "online pimps"

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: ah.
I am NOT pangit: and those who actually look for a relationship
I am NOT pangit: online.

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: people who are all "yo wizzo u pix r h4wt wanNa me3t uP?
I am NOT pangit: -_-;;;;;;;;
I am NOT pangit: dude, my friend has phone sex with mid-twenty year old guys
I am NOT pangit: and she's only 17
I am NOT pangit: her boyfriend lives in san diego
I am NOT pangit: and she met him in a chatroom, after she gave him a picture of some asian model

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: x_x
I am NOT pangit: her bf is like... 27
I am NOT pangit: -_-

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: shiats.
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: some people are just idiots, it would seem.
I am NOT pangit: yup.
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: horny idiots, at that.
I am NOT pangit: haha
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: what's the deal with phone sex, anyway?
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: o_Oa
I am NOT pangit: well
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: it doesn't seem like very much fun.
I am NOT pangit: i actually heard my friend doing it
I am NOT pangit: i spent the night
I am NOT pangit: she thought i was sleeping
I am NOT pangit: but i obviously wasn't..
I am NOT pangit: ugh.
I am NOT pangit: the horror. -_-

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: it sounds about as fun as playing poker over AIM.
I am NOT pangit: hahahahaha
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: cRaZeEJhaY (6:09:14 PM): im bored lets play poker
Unc1e Phuz (6:09:18 PM): okay
Unc1e Phuz (6:09:20 PM): you deal
cRaZeEJhaY (6:09:58 PM): ur cards K 6 A 9 5
cRaZeEJhaY (6:10:10 PM): mines is 2 2 2 2 A
cRaZeEJhaY (6:10:15 PM): *cough*
Unc1e Phuz (6:10:22 PM): so... what's wild?
cRaZeEJhaY (6:10:28 PM): 2 and A
Unc1e Phuz (6:10:31 PM): okay
Unc1e Phuz (6:10:34 PM): *folds*
I am NOT pangit: x_X;'
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: but really, the idea of phone sex kind of bores me.
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: it's just like talking on the phone, but stupider cause you don't actually get anything done.
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: just talk about nasty stuff.
I am NOT pangit: lol
I am NOT pangit: well
I am NOT pangit: she fingers herself while they're talking
I am NOT pangit: and the guy jacks off
I am NOT pangit: -_-;

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: oh.
I am NOT pangit: its just like
I am NOT pangit: hearing each other masturbate
I am NOT pangit: and get off what the other person says

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: geez, if they're gonna do that the least they could do is get webcams.
I am NOT pangit: lol
I am NOT pangit: what if they're both ugly?
I am NOT pangit: that'll turn em off
I am NOT pangit: and it won't work. XD

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: then what are they doing having phone sex?
I am NOT pangit: well...
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: pretending that they are of the hotness and people want them?
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: that's even MORE sad.
I am NOT pangit: hahahahahahahaha
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Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: and if they both aren't hot, obviously neither of them is dating the other for physical qualities, so...
I am NOT pangit: phone sex is just another way of masturbation, obviously
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: x_X
I am NOT pangit: just as long as they can get their pleasure..
I am NOT pangit: they really don't care HOW they get it
I am NOT pangit: just as long as they do

Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: yeah, i'd drive 7 hours for that.
Mi5h7aReKeNd3r: XP
I am NOT pangit: hahahahahahahahahaha

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